Lipstick Lies †

Long Live the Evil Queen


Callum.
Genderqueer. Gay. 19.
Drag queen in training.
Welcome to my world.


motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

spacewitch666:

ha is everything

meanplastic:

this is my college application

did-you-kno:

In 1883, explosions on the island of Krakatoa produced a shock wave that circled the globe 7 times. The event was so loud that anyone within 10 miles would have likely gone deaf, and it could be heard 3,000 miles away. Source

deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman