Lipstick Lies †

Long Live the Evil Queen

Genderqueer. Gay. 19.
Drag queen in training.
Welcome to my world.


I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling


ha is everything


this is my college application


In 1883, explosions on the island of Krakatoa produced a shock wave that circled the globe 7 times. The event was so loud that anyone within 10 miles would have likely gone deaf, and it could be heard 3,000 miles away. Source


women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman