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Long Live the Evil Queen

Genderqueer. Gay. 19.
Drag queen in training.
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Nothing ever changes with white people and their support for killer pigs. 

"You should go out and grab a copy of 'A Vision of Fire' because it’s good" [X]








let’s settle the debate on demons eating salty food

Julia had to eat three handfuls of rock salt to expel her demon (5.06 I Believe the Children Are Our Future)

a pinch of salt in a pie crust isn’t going to hurt Dean

are we not going to mention the fact that dean is a knight of hell and exorcisms didn’t even effect abbadon. the demon possessing julia was probably a lesser demon. i don’t think he’ll even notice the salt in pie much less be unable to eat it

honestly, I don’t think he’ll be able to smoke out at all. He’s not possessing a meat suit. His soul never left his body. And it seems to me that a demon powered by the mark of Cain would be bound to the body that bares the mark. 

I’m sure some of the demon rules still apply. holy water probably hurts him and he wont be able to cross salt lines, but if you break a salt line a demon can pass over it. Salt in food is not an unbroken line. It’s a sprinkling on top or mixed in with other things. That’s why Ruby could eat fries and Crowley could eat pizza. Salt only works if it’s pure and unbroken

Supernatural: where we don’t mind demons but instead help them figure out they can eat pie

Fixing one demon’s appetite at a time.


Ruby always made sure they didn’t salt her fries. She sent back an order of fries that was salted and they had to make her a fresh batch of fries that had not been salted because it burned unpleasantly. Salt doesn’t expell demons, it causes them pain and they leave the host body to end the pain. When Dean is torturing Alistair he shoves a funnel down Alistair’s throat and pours salt down it to hurt him.  So eating salty food would come down to whether or not A. there is enough salt to cause enough pain for the demon to want to avoid the pain and it’s cause to not eat the food and B. the power of the demon, I believe, determines how much pain the salt causes and C. maybe the pain from salt is like the pain from really spicy foods. Some people like it, some don’t.

I don’t remember Ruby ever sending fries back or requesting they be unsalted. The first time we saw her eat fries was in The Kids Are Alright 3.02, Sam was alone in a diner and Ruby showed up unexpectedly, she grabbed a fry of Sam’s plate, ate it, and said “These are like deep fried crack”. She did not special order those fries and I think that was the only time we saw her eat a fry, in another episode she kept wanting to get some but I’m pretty sure that was the only time on Supernatural we saw her eat one and it was one of Sam’s regular, salted french fries


how the fuck 


biggest plot twist ever..



I wonder who this actress is. I can only imagine her on the phone talking about this. “Mom, I got the part! Yeah, I’m gonna be finger blasted by Evan Peters’ prosthetic mutated claw! I have to call grandma and tell her the good news.”