Lipstick Lies †

Long Live the Evil Queen


Callum.
Genderqueer. Gay. 19.
Drag queen in training.
Welcome to my world.


CRACK[ed Pepper]

immortalresova:

samhain-of-halloween:

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"Speaking of people who should be or are incognito, whatever happened to that Roman guy? Shouldn’t he be here for this fucked up family reunion?" [[eternallydemonic]]

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"He dead."

CRACK[ed Pepper]

i-will-never-love-you:

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"No really good to see you gurl but you legit can’t be here yet no one’s supposed to know you exist yet hurry run before Lucifer comes by…"

"Oh, oops… sorry…"

the news: this is how most teenagers spend their summer: skateboarding and hanging out with friends
me: *just reblogged a shit ton of hardcore gay porn and has been doing so nonstop for like 2 years*

inspired by (x)

Joyce was the only one of the lot of you that I could stand! I liked the lady. She was decent. She didn’t put on airs. She always had a nice cuppa for me. And she never treated me like a freak.

CRACK[ed Pepper]

i-will-never-love-you:

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"OH MY GOD… wtf?!"

"wow Kat nice reaction thanks love you too…"

CRACK[ed Pepper]

samhain-of-halloween:

immortalresova:

"shut up and i’ll give you a blow job later k?"

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k

"hey gaiz!"

CRACK[ed Pepper]

samhain-of-halloween:

snowglowingwhite:

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"how COULD YOU?? NOW WE’VE LOST OUR MOM FOREVER. fuck. i’ve lost like two parents already and now…

… well she was kind of bitchy… and self-centered….

……….. and really i only did it cause i wanted to use my satanism skills….

……. i can live with this turn of events.”

"yEAH WELL I CAN’T!

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I’LL DESTROY YOU ALL WITH MY DEMONIC PUNCH OF DOOM!

CRACK[ed Pepper]

i-will-never-love-you:

immortalresova:

"I compelled her… it… it had to be done okay? Mom’s dangerous.

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If Callum was meant to be over here with us then the fourth wall wouldn’t exist in the first place.”

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~~~ i am indifferent to this subject matter ~~~
~~~ without callum here i’m the hottest bitch in the room again ~~~

CRACK[ed Pepper]

samhain-of-halloween:

immortalresova:

"Sorry Elsa, but…

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… don’t bring down the fourth wall again.”

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"What did you do?!"

coconuti:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

lindsaygifs:

Lindsay Lohan out in London 24 July 14

lindsaygifs:

Lindsay Lohan out in London 24 July 14